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UNDERPANTS TOKEN
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Welcome to the FUTURE OF DECENTRALIZED UNDERWEAR ECONOMICS.
🚨 WE ARE NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. WE ARE ACTUAL UNDERPANTS. 🚨
OUR BUSINESS MODEL
We proudly follow the proven 3-step strategy:
- 🟢 COLLECT UNDPANTS — Investors donate their used tighty-whities- We turn them into UnPt tokens. Tax deductible? (maybe, probably not -we don't know- we're gnomes)
- 🟡 ??? — Blockchain. AI. Metaverse laundering, other buzz words. We’re not sure. It’s proprietary.
- 🔴 PROFIT — Directly into our Gnome Vault™. Guaranteed to make gnomes happy.
WHY UnPt TOKEN?
- 🚀 No VC Backing — Just 3 gnomes and a stolen laptop.
- 🩲 Hardware-Backed — Literally backed by socks and boxers.
- 🌊 Deflationary — Every wash cycle destroys supply.
- 🔒 100% Rug-Proof — You can’t rug someone who never had pants to begin with.
NEXT PHASE LAUNCH: IN PROGRESS...
🚨 WARNING 🚨
Underpants Token is a satirical meme project.
It should have no real value. It exist for a goof and a laugh.
Any resemblance to real cryptocurrencies is disturbing.
Do not invest your life savings.
Especially not in underpants. Underpants is for meme purposes only.